An officer pulled a man over for doing 90 mph. When he came up to the car he told the man, "I have been waiting here for two hours trying to catch someone speeding". The man reply was, "I'm sorry!.. I got here as fast as I could!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 651 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A visiting cantor was invited to sing traditional Jewish songs at a Marlboro synagogue. After the services he was bragging that Lloyd's of London has insured his voice for $750,000.00 to members of the congregation. Mrs. Siegel, an older lady, said, "So cantor, what did you do with the money?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 22 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No." The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?" The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 680 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. One day a college proffessor was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and asked if anyone in the class was a moron, and if they were, they should stand. After a minute a young man stood up. The professor then asked the kid if he actually thought he was a moron. The kid replied, "No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 614 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.