An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 685 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!" Another one said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did NOT!!!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 314 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, want to play house?" He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?" The girl replies, "I want you to communicate your feelings." "Communicate my feelings?" said a bewildered Tommy. "I have no idea what that means." The little girl smirks and says, "Perfect. You can be the husband." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 548 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he asked. "He was ninety-eight," she answered softly. "Two years older than I am." "Really?" the undertaker said. "Hardly worth going home, wouldn't you say?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 311 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.