Two dumb blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 271 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line. "Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 441 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Mrs. Smith was in the habit of having long conversations on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes. "What is the matter today?" asked her husband. "Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone." "I got a wrong number," replied Mrs. Smith. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 416 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. You heard about the new hair salon which opened up right across the street from the old established hair cutters' place, didn't you? They put up a big old sign, "WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!" Not to be outdone, the old shop put out their own sign: "WE FIX SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS". Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 769 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.