"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. "If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 685 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to Houston. And as she gave the agent her luggage, she made this remark, "I'd like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London." The confused agent said, "I'm sorry, we can't to that." "Really??? I am so relieved to hear you say that because,... That's exactly what you did to my luggage last year!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 22 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he made the teacher quite surprised. He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't get better grades... somebody is going to get a spanking..." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 30 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror. "This picture looks like someone I know" she says. The other one has a look and says, "Of course dummy, it's ME..." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 57 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.