While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room. Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner. A few minutes later, a small boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded, "Please, sir, may we have our teacher back?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 32 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills." The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 31 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Judge:Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror:I don't want to be away from my job that long. Judge:Can't they do without you at work? Juror:Yes, but I don't want them to know it. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 20 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A guy walks into a bar and demands to know, "Who's the strongest in here?" The toughest guy looks at him and says, "I am the strongest around here!" The other guy politly asks, "Can you help me push my car to the gas station?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 41 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.