Two attorneys have planned to meet for lunch.. One of them shows up 30 minutes late. The one who's been waiting asks his partner: "What kept you?" "I ran over a Coke bottle and got a flat tire." "A Coke bottle in the road? Didn't you see it?" "No, the kid had it under his coat." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 20 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A little boy went to school for the first time and when he came home at the end of the day he said, "I quit!" His mom was really taken back by the statement and asked him, "Why? You've only been there one day!" He said, "I know, and I'm not going back! I don't know how to read, and I don't know how to write, and the teacher won't let me talk! I quit!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 21 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A young bride and groom to be ,had just choose the wedding ring. As the girl admired the plain platinum and diamond band, she suddenly looked concerned. "Tell me," she asked the elderly salesman, "is there anything special I'll have to do to take care of this ring?" With a fatherly smile, the salesman said, "One of the best ways to protect a wedding ring is to dip it in dishwater three times a day." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 18 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began courting and flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when after 30 minutes he seriously proposed marriage. "Look," she said. "We only met a half hour ago. How can you be so sure? We know nothing about each other." "You're wrong," the young man declared. "For the past 5 years I've been working in the bank where your father has his account". Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 27 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.