Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE ... I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO... I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..." His older brother leaned over and nudged The younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 22 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Carl was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table. The mysterious old woman, said "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future." Carl readily agreed and the reader took one look at his open palm and said, "I can see that you have no girlfriend." "That's true," said Carl "Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren't you?" "Yes," Carl shamefully admitted "That's amazing. Can you tell all of this from my love line?" "Love line? No, from the calluses." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 176 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A guest in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and said with a wonderful and cheerful smile, "Good Morning, Sir. What a wonderful morning! I'd like two boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked that it's runny, and the other so overcooked that it's tough and hard to eat. Also, I want some grilled bacon that has been left out so it gets a bit on the cold side; burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife; and I'd like some butter straight from the freezer so that it's impossible to spread; and a pot of weak coffee, that's lukewarm." "I'm sorry, Sir." said the bewildered waiter. "We cannot do that for you." The guest replied, "Oh?, But that's what I got yesterday!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 22 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. When my cousin teased her four-year- old daughter by suggesting she liked a certain boy in her kindergarten class, the little girl was quite indignant. "No mummy, I don't," she replied, "because he's only interested in one thing." Shocked, my cousin cautiously asked what that might be. "Pokemon cards," said the toddler. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 30 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.