A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says: "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?" "Because your breast is hanging out." She looks down and says: "OH MY GOODNESS! I left the baby on the train again!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 710 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A woman says to her husband that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery." She asks:" How do I do it without surgery?" Her husband answers, "Just rub toilet paper between them." "How does that make them bigger?", she asks. "I don't know, but it certainly worked for your ass." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 11 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. "I do wish that my Elmer would stop biting his nails. He makes me terribly nervous." "My Billy used to do the same thing," the older woman replied. "But I broke him of the habit." "How?" "I hide his teeth." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 710 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. As Jack walked into the office on Monday morning, a co- worker asked, "How was your weekend, Jack?" "I played two rounds of golf. I hit two of my best balls," he replied. "Tell me about it," said his co-worker. "Well, uhhh, I stepped on a rake." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 651 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.