A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. 'Why, of course,' comes the reply. The first man then asks, 'Where are you from?' 'I'm from Ireland,' replies the second man. The first man responds by saying, 'You don't say. I'm from Ireland too. Let's have another round to Ireland.' 'Of course,' replies the second man. Curious, the first man then asks, 'Where in Ireland are you from?' 'Dublin,' comes the reply. 'I can't believe it,' says the first man, 'I'm from Dublin too. Let's have another drink to Dublin.' 'Of course,' replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks, 'What school did you go to?' 'St Mary's,' replies the second man, 'I graduated in 1962.' 'This is unbelievable,' the first man says. 'I went to St Mary's and I graduated in 1962 too.' About that time, one of the regulars comes in and sits down at the bar. 'What's been going on?' he asks the barman. 'Nothing much,' replies the barman. 'The O'Malley twins are drunk again.' Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 11 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation. He turns to bartender and says, "Hey, about those Democrats in the Congress..." "STOP pal, I don't allow talk about politics in my bar!" interrupted the bartender. A few minutes later the guy tried again, "People say about the Pope..." "NO religion talk, either," the bartender cuts in. One more try to break the boredom," I thought the Yankees would..." "NO sports talk...That's how fights start in bars!" the barman said. "Look, how about sex. Can I talk to you about sex?" "Sure, that we can talk about." replies the barkeep. "GREAT... GO SCREW YOURSELF!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 16 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Tom, Dick and Harry were in the pub enjoying a few quiet drinks one night, when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle. They bought five $1 tickets each, seeing it was for charity. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize. Tom won the first prize, a whole year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce. Dick was the winner of the second prize, six month's supply of extra-long gourmet spaghetti. Harry won the sixth prize, a toilet brush. When they met in the pub a week later, Harry asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes. "Great," said Tom. "I love spaghetti." "So do I," said Dick. "And how's the toilet brush, Harry?"" "Not so good," Harry said, "I reckon I'll go back to paper..." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 20 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey. After getting him to the table that had the glasses, she brings his bait box. She says "I want you to see this." She puts a worm in the water, and it swims around. She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately. She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, "What do you have to say about this experiment?" He responds by saying: "If I drink whiskey, I won't get worms!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 21 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.