Tom was caught disturbing the class during an English lesson. Teacher: Tom! You are disturbing the class and you need to be punished, come here! You can have the choice of answering one very hard question or two simple ones correctly or else I'll punish you. Tom: I'll answer the hard one. Teacher: How many stars did you see in the sky last night. Tom: 5,500 Teacher: How can you be sure ? Tom: I'm sorry, replied Tom, You're asking a second question. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 97 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The Bartender says, "Why do have a steering wheel in your pants?" The man replies " I don't know but its driving me nuts". Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 63 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A bear walks into a bar an says to the bar tender, "I would like a bourbon and...... a coke." The bar tender says "What's up with the big pause?" The bear said "I've had them all my life" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 53 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A man walks into a bar, orders the bartender for two beers. He continues this for several nights and the bartender got a bit curious. The bartender walks up to him and asks "Sir, why do you always ask for two drinks?" the man replies, "I used to come here with my best friend but now he's dead. And I'm drinking the second beer on his behalf." A few days later, the man orders only for 1 beer. Curious, the bartender asks him," why only 1 beer now sir?" man replies, "I have given up drinking!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 32 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.