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What would you get if you crossed a mouth with a tornado? --A tongue twister.



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Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores? "101 Ways to
Wok Your Dog"



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Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering



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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.



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