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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.



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VENI, VEDI, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.



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Q. What do you call a block of cement containing ten lawyers? A. A waste of cement.



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How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of
one. 



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