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How are men like commercials? You can't believe a word either one of them says and they
both last about 60 seconds. 



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If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're
ahead"?



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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.



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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.



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