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Teacher caught little Johnny drawing in American
Revolution textbook.
Teacher: "What do you think you're doing?"
Little Johnny: "Making my mark in history."



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Q: What does a fish use to get high?

A: Seaweed!



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In a class on abnormal psychology,
Instructor: "How would you diagnose a patient
who is screaming at the top of his
lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping the next?"

Student: "A basketball coach?"



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Q: Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?

A: The cats keep covering them up with sand!



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