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Nurse: "Wake up!!!"
Patient: "Why what's the matter"
Nurse: "Nothing, I just forgot to give you
the prescribed sleeping pills".


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Teacher: "Isn't it amazing how chicks come out of the eggs?"

Little Johnny: "It's more amazing how they get in."


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Little Johnny: "Mummy, am I descended from a monkey?"
Mother: "I don't know, son.
I never met your father's people".


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John: "I'm color blind to one color."
George: "What color is it?"
John: "I don't know. I haven't seen it yet."


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