An old man walks into a confessional.
Man: "I am 91 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years,
many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren.
Yesterday I picked up two college girls hitchhiking.
We went to a motel where I had sex with each of them."
Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
Man: "What sins?"
Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
Man: "I'm telling everybody!"