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There were three guys talking in the pub.
Two of them are talking about the control they have
over their wives, while the third remains quiet.
After a while one of them turns to the third and says:
"What sort of control do you have over your wife?"
Third fellow: "I'll tell you. Just the other night
my wife came to me on her hands and knees."
First two: "What happened then?".
Third fellow: "She said, get out from under the bed
and fight like a man."


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If you stop having sex, drinking and smoking,
You don't live longer...

It just seems like it.


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Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding.
John: "It's ridiculous, he's 89 years old,
and she's just 24! What kind of a wedding is that?"
George: "We have a name for it in my family."
John: "What do you call it?"
George: "We call it a football wedding."
John: "What's a football wedding?"
George: "She's waiting for him to kick off!"


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I have learned that if you upset your wife she nags you...
If you upset her even more you get the silent treatment...

Don't you think it's worth the extra effort?



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