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A cowboy rides into town and stops at the saloon,
gets off his horse walks around to the back of it,
lifts up the tail and kisses it smack on the ass.
The bartender inside the bar notices this transaction.
Bartender: "I noticed when you got off your horse you
walked behind it and kissed it on the ass. Can I ask why?"
Cowboy: "Chapped lips".
Bartender: "Wow! It cures chapped lips?"
Cowboy: "No, but it sure as hell keeps you from
licking them."


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John approached a very beautiful woman in a supermarket.
John: "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket.
Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
Woman: "Why?".
John: "Because every time I talk to a a beautiful woman,
my wife appears out of nowhere."


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The average blue whale male produces over 400 gallons
of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that
actually makes it into his mate.
So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time
one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty...


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There were three guys talking in the pub.
Two of them are talking about the control they have
over their wives, while the third remains quiet.
After a while one of them turns to the third and says:
"What sort of control do you have over your wife?"
Third fellow: "I'll tell you. Just the other night
my wife came to me on her hands and knees."
First two: "What happened then?".
Third fellow: "She said, get out from under the bed
and fight like a man."


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