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A family came home from church where the sermon was
on Adam and Eve.
The Mother noticed Little Johnny sitting on the bed
feeling his ribs.
Mother: "What are you doing?"
Little Johnny: "I counted these things 3 times now.
Ma ! I think I'm having a wife."



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A college professor asked his class a question.
Professor: "If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New York
and Chicago is 1000 miles from Philadelphia
and Los Angles is 2000 miles from Chicago, how old am I?"
Student: "Professor you're 44.."
Professor: "You're absolutely correct, but tell me,
how did you arrive at the answer so quickly?"
Student: "You see professor, I have a brother; he's 22,
and he's only half crazy."


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Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

A: Snowballs


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Q: Why do only 30% of women get into Heaven?

A: If it were more, it would be Hell.


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