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Q: Did you hear about the nympho at the pool?

A: She was barred from the pool after the lifeguard
saw her go down for the third time.



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Two goldfish in a bowl talking:
Goldfish 1: "Do you believe in God?"
Goldfish 2: "Of course, I do!
Who do you think changes the water?"


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Little Johnny: "Dad, what is an idiot?"
Dad: :An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas
in such a strange and long way that another person
who is listening to him can't understand him.
Do you understand me?:
Little Johnny: "No".


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Teacher: "Why are you late?"
Little Johnny: "There was a man who lost a hundred dollar"
Teacher: "That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?"
Little Johnny: "No. I was standing on it."


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