Little Johnny: "Dad, what is an idiot?"
Dad: :An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas
in such a strange and long way that another person
who is listening to him can't understand him.
Do you understand me?:
Little Johnny: "No".
Teacher: "Why are you late?"
Little Johnny: "There was a man who lost a hundred dollar"
Teacher: "That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?"
Little Johnny: "No. I was standing on it."