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Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

A: No body!


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There was a club where to get in, people had to say
somthing with the words: GREEN, PINK, YELLOW.
Once a lady came and said: "GREEN grass, PINK
and YELLOW flowers" and she got in.
Then a man came and said: "My phone goes: GREEN!!!
GREEN!!!. I PINK it up and say: YELLOW!"


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Q: What do a Lawyer and sperm have in common?

A: They both have one in a million chance of being human!



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Q: Why John haven't spoken to his wife for 12 months?

A: He didn't want to interrupt her.


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