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Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend
their lives.



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Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.



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Q. What do lawyers use as contraceptives? A. Their personalities.



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A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes



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