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An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
A young man walked up to the bench and sat down.
He had spiked hair in all different colors.
The old man just stared.
Young man: "What's the matter, never done anything
wild in your life?"
Old man: "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot.
I was just wondering if you were my son."




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Little Johnny got an F in arithmetic.
Father: "Why?".
Little Johnny: "The teacher asked: 'How much is 2 x 3?',
And I said '6'."
Father: "But that's right!"
Little Johnny: "Then she asked me: 'How much is 3 x 2?'"
Father: "What's the f**king difference?".
Little Johnny: "That's what I said..."


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A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells
her that her hair smells nice.
The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's
office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual
harassment suit and explains why.
The supervisor is puzzled by this time and says,
"What's wrong with the co-worker telling you your
hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "He's a midget."


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Q: What's the best form of birth control after 50?

A: Nudity.


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