Father of five children had won a toy at a raffle.
He called his kids together to ask which one should
have the present.
Father: "Who is the most obedient?, who never talks back
to mother?, who does everything she says?"
Children: "Okay, daddy, you get the toy."
Upon entering the little store,
George notices a sign saying "DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!".
Inside he noticed a harmless old dog asleep.
George: "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?"
Store manager: "Yep, that's him,".
George: "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous
dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"
Store manager: "Because, before I posted that sign,
people kept tripping over him."
