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Q: How do you cancel a appointment at a sperm bank ?

A: Tell them you can't cum.


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John walkes into a bar.
Bartender: "You've got a steering wheel down your pants."
John: "Yeah, I know, It's driving me nuts!"


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George went into a bar and ordered a succession
of Martinis. After each one, he removed the olive
and put it into a jar.
After two hours:
Bartender: "Why do you keep doing that?"
George: "Because, my wife sent me out for a jar of olives."


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Geotge was suddenly attacked by a thief.
Although Tom put up a tremendous fight, the thief managed
to get the best of him and pinned him to the ground.
After going through George's pockets, all the thief
found was 25 cents.
Surprised the thief asked George why he bothered to
fight so hard for a mere 25 cents.
"Was that all you wanted?" George asked.
"I thought you were after the five hundred dollars
I have hidden in my shoe!"



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