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John went to the doctor who told him that
he had a terminal illness and only a year to live.
So he decided to seek advice from his pastor.

Pastor: "What you should do is go out and buy
a late '70 model Dodge Pickup,"
"Then go get married to the ugliest woman
you can find, and buy yourselves an old
trailer house in the panhandle of Oklahoma.

John: "Will this help me live longer?"

Pastor: "No, but it will make what time you do have,
seem like forever."



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Q: How do you say: "Four Bullfighters In Quicksand"
in spanish?

A: Quatro Sinko.



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Chief constable : (to a new recruit)
What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?
Recruit: Call for backup!



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Ackram and his Father visiting
from a third world country were at the Mall.
They were amazed by two shiny, silver walls
that could move apart and back together again.
Ackram asked his Father "What is this Father?".
The Father responded "Son I have never seen
anything like this in my life,
I don't know what it is!".
While Ackram and his Father were watching
this wonder an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up
to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady rolled between them
into a small room. The walls closed and the boy
and his father watched small circles of lights
above the walls light up. They continued to watch
the circles light up in the reverse direction.
The walls opened up again and a voluptuous 24
year old woman stepped out.
The Father said to his son "Ackram, go get your Mother".



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