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Q: What do cats like on a hot day?

A: A mice-cream.


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Three nurses (brunet, redhead, and a blond)
all decided to play a joke on the doctor
they worked for.
Later in the day, they all got together on
a break and discussed what they had done
to the doctor.
The brunet said, "I put cotton in his
stethescope so he couldn't hear."
The redhead said, "Well, I did worse than
that. I poked holes in all his condoms."
The blond fainted.


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Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one, but he is never around when he's needed.


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George sais to his wife "Get your coat darling,
it's time to go down to the pub."
She replied "But you NEVER take me out."
"I'm not," said George, "but I'm turning the
heating off before I go."


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