There were three 90 year old men playing golf.
One complained the hills were to high.
The second complained the holes were too wide.
The third one said "Shut up! At least we're
still on the right side of the grass!"
An angry husband returned home one night
to find his wife in bed with the postman.
"What are you doing?" he shouted.
To which his wife said to her lover,
"I told you he is idiot."
Two men were changing in the locker room
after a game of basketball. One notices
the other one is putting on pair of pantyhose
and suspenders.
He says "When did you start wearing them?"
To which the other man replies "Since my
wife found a pair on the back seat of the car."
