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An English man, irish man and an indian man took a ride in a plane
The plane had engin problems so to survive they had to chuck things out.
The english man chucked out an apple,
The Irishman chucked out a pear
The indian man chucked out a bomb!
They all survived and got home safe.
The english man got back to his village and saw a little boy crying.
he asked the little boy: why are you crying?
The little boy said: an apple fell from the sky and hit me on the head.
The irish man went back to his village and saw a little boy crying .
He asked: little boy why are you crying?
The boy said: a pear fell from the sky and hit me on the head.
The indian man got back to his village and saw a little boy laughing.
He asked the little boy: what's so funny?
The little boy said: "I farted, and the building behind
me blew up!!!!


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a bengali man , an english man and a paki think of something.
the bengali says: i think mexicain salsa is good for the brain
the english man says: i think mexico is in south america
the paki bastard says: i think taco bell is a mexicain phone company


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What do you get if you cross hockey equipment with
hiking gear?

a pucksack !


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a guy wanted to color his hair.
so he gos in the street and sees a guy with red hair.
he asked how is your hair red? the man replyd i
sprayed it.
so guy 1 went and saw a man with blue hair and says
did you spray your hair to? the man replys ya dude.
then guy 1 sees another guy with green hair so he asks
did you spray your hair? the man sneezez in his hands
then passes them trough his hair and says maybe...


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