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3 men were trapped on an island,
they found a gold fish who said : i will build a pool for you and you can wish anything
when in the pool.
The first man went in his pool and said: money!
in a second the pool was filled with money .
The second man said: hookers!
it took no longer and 50 hookers came in to the second pool.
While the 3rd man was entering his pool he slipped and said " oh shit"....


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A waman marry a Fat Man.
What will she have to say about her husband??

"MOTO OF MY LIFE"



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This is marketing!!

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's
Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry
him." That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and get her telephone number. The next day you call
and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. That's Customer
Feedback.


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An English man, irish man and an indian man took a ride in a plane
The plane had engin problems so to survive they had to chuck things out.
The english man chucked out an apple,
The Irishman chucked out a pear
The indian man chucked out a bomb!
They all survived and got home safe.
The english man got back to his village and saw a little boy crying.
he asked the little boy: why are you crying?
The little boy said: an apple fell from the sky and hit me on the head.
The irish man went back to his village and saw a little boy crying .
He asked: little boy why are you crying?
The boy said: a pear fell from the sky and hit me on the head.
The indian man got back to his village and saw a little boy laughing.
He asked the little boy: what's so funny?
The little boy said: "I farted, and the building behind
me blew up!!!!


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