q:what do u say when you walk in to a bar? a:ouch Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 284 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. q:what do u say when you walk in to a bar? a:ouch Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 146 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A robber took his blonde friend to do a "job". after they left the bank on the run , he asked her if she could see any police cars on the chase. Blonde : "yes i do" Robber : "are they after us ?" Blonde : "yes they are" Robber : "do they have a blue light ?" Blonde : "yes no yes no yes no..." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 143 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Mr Jones was a postman for meny years. When he ended his job and retired , he had his last round and went in to each house for the last time. In any house he got something , a bottel , a book , a thank you card and so on. when he got to the Smith's door , it opend befor he rang the bell , and he found Adel Smith in a sexy open gown. She took him to her room and gave him a very good time and a special treatment. Later she made him a nice breakfast, and at the door when he left she added a Dollar. Mr. Jones said: "thenk's for all you have done for me but what is the Dollar for?" Adel answered: "when i talked to my husband on what to give you he said :"Fack him and give him a dollar" so i did she went on , but the breakfast was my own idea... Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 246 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.