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q:what do u say when you walk in to a bar?

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A robber took his blonde friend to do a "job".
after they left the bank on the run , he asked her if she could see any police cars
on the chase.
Blonde : "yes i do"
Robber : "are they after us ?"
Blonde : "yes they are"
Robber : "do they have a blue light ?"
Blonde : "yes no yes no yes no..."



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Mr Jones was a postman for meny years.
When he ended his job and retired , he had his last round and went in to each house for
the last time.
In any house he got something , a bottel , a book , a thank you card and so on.
when he got to the Smith's door , it opend befor he rang the bell , and he found Adel
Smith in a sexy open
gown. She took him to her room and gave him a very good time and a special treatment.
Later she made him a nice breakfast, and at the door when he left she added a Dollar.
Mr. Jones said: "thenk's for all you have done for me but what is the Dollar for?"
Adel answered: "when i talked to my husband on what to give you he said :"Fack him and
give him a dollar"
so i did she went on , but the breakfast was my own idea...


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In what country the speed of sound is faster then the speed of light ?
In Italy - in Napels , cars start hooting before the lights turn green...


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