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"Doctor , doctor , i have a problem , all the people i know think i am a total lier"
sorry sir , said the doctor , i find it very hard to belive...


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The classroom was very noisy so the teacher siad : may all the dumb ones stand up please.
no one stood up and the class was quiet like hell.
seconds later one kid stood up.
The teacher asked :why did you get up ? are you dumb ?
No said the kid , i felt bad to see you stand alone...


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A little girl and her mother were going somewere by Taxi.
They saw some prostitutes on their way waving at guys.
The Litlle girl asked what were they doing.
The mother said: "nothing".
The Taxi driver insisted the mother would tell the girl the truth.
So the mother did.
Later the girl asked: "what will happen if they give birth to children?"
The mother didn't want to answer that question too.
But the driver insisted she should answer it.
So The mother said: "their children become DRIVERS."


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you know what?
Oedipus was a real mother fucker!


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