In what country the speed of sound is faster then the speed of light ?
In Italy - in Napels , cars start hooting before the lights turn green...
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A kid askes him mom :"mom do angels realy have wings?"
"Yes she answered , but why do you ask ?"
Kid :"I heard dad say to the maid "yes my angel , yes , yes my angel" but the maid has no
wings!
Mother: "do not worry my son , by tomorrow she will fly away"
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A paparachy photographer walks the beach when a women runs up to him : "sir , come quick ,
my friend is about to drown"
Sorry he answeres , i ran out of film...
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"Doctor , doctor , i have a problem , all the people i know think i am a total lier"
sorry sir , said the doctor , i find it very hard to belive...
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