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A couple in a car feel they hit something on the road.
Man: "Honey , how tall is a Penguin?"
Girl: "about 3.5 feet or less"
Man: "so i hit a nun again"


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3 frogs sit by the pond.
First frog goes : "Qua Qua"
Second frog goes: "Qua Qua"
Third frog goes: "Qua Qua Qua"
First fron takes out a rifle and kills the third frog.
Second frog to first frog: "why did you do that?"
Third frog : "she knew too much"


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3 Bears get back home from the wood.
Father Bear: "some one had my porridge..."
Mother Bear: "some one had my porridge and little bear's porridge too..."
Little Bear: "The hell with the porridge , they took the VCR..."


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A Blonde is sitting in the first class in the front of the plane.
She is told the first 5 seats are first class and she should go to the back.
The Blonde replied: "I am Blonde , intelligent and i am on my way to London in this very
seat"
The first officer came and told her it was a seat for someone who paid a lot for it and
she should
go to her seat at the back but he too got that answer:
"I am Blonde , intelligent and i am on my way to London in this very seat"
The staff called the pilot who whispered a few words in her ear and got her up and at the
back in no time.
when the plane landed the staff asked the pilot: "what did you tell her?"
The pilot: "i told her the first 5 seats are going to Iraq and the rest of the plane to
London..."


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