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A little girl and her mother were going somewere by Taxi.
They saw some prostitutes on their way waving at guys.
The Litlle girl asked what were they doing.
The mother said: "nothing".
The Taxi driver insisted the mother would tell the girl the truth.
So the mother did.
Later the girl asked: "what will happen if they give birth to children?"
The mother didn't want to answer that question too.
But the driver insisted she should answer it.
So The mother said: "their children become DRIVERS."


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you know what?
Oedipus was a real mother fucker!


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A couple in a car feel they hit something on the road.
Man: "Honey , how tall is a Penguin?"
Girl: "about 3.5 feet or less"
Man: "so i hit a nun again"


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3 frogs sit by the pond.
First frog goes : "Qua Qua"
Second frog goes: "Qua Qua"
Third frog goes: "Qua Qua Qua"
First fron takes out a rifle and kills the third frog.
Second frog to first frog: "why did you do that?"
Third frog : "she knew too much"


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