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Q:WAT IS IN COMMON BETWEEN a MEN AND a VIDEO CASSETE.
A:BOTH GO FORWARD BACKWARD-FORWARD BACKWARD ,STOP & EJECT


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jack and jill,
went up the hill,
to fetch a bucket of water
but clumsy jack
fell on jill's back
and now they have a daughter!


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Georg W. Bush goes to the doctor . The doctor tells
him: "I found out that you have a problem with
your brain . Your brain has two parts the left part
and the right part . The left part has nothing right
in it , and the right part has nothing left in it.


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There is a cigerite store, and the boss hires a retarded boy
to work there.
A man walks in and says: how much for a pack of cigerites?
The clerk says: duhhhh I don't know.
Boss says: your supposed to say 50 cents.
The second guy walks in and says how much for a pack of cigerites?
Clerk says: duhh 50 cents.
The guy says: how fresh are they?
Clerk says: duhhhh I don't know.
Boss says: your supposed to say fresh,very very fresh.
The third guy walks in and says: how much for a pack of cigerites?
Clerk says: duhh 50 cents.
The guy says: how fresh are they?
Clerk says: fresk,very very fresh.
Guy says: what happens if I don't buy them?
Clerk says: duhhhh I don't know.
Boss says: your supposed to say if you don't somebody else will.
Then a ROBBER walks in and says: give me all your money!
Clerk says: duhh 50 cents.
Robber says: are you being fresh with me?
Clerk says: fresh,very very fresh.
Robber says: what happens if I don't shoot you!?
Clerk says: if you don't somebody else will.


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