Q: why are the strawberries sad A: because their parents are in a jam. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 172 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There's a man who farts every morning. He farts and then walks downstairs. His wife says to him,"If you fart like that all the time you'll fart your guts out. So now it's the day before thanksgiving, and his wife wants to play a joke on him, So she takes the guts out of the turkey and puts it all under his sheets so when he wakes up he thinks he farted his guts out. The next day he wakes up in the morning and farts as usual, he pulls up the sheets and screams. A few minutes later, he walks down stairs and says, "You were right honey. I farted my guts out, but thanks to these two fingers, i think I got them all back in. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 39 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A man sits down at a restaurant and looks at the menu. He tells the waiter "I think I will have the turtle soup". The waiter leaves, but the man changes his mind to pea soup." He yells to the waiter "Hold the turtle, make it pea." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 139 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Teacher: "Dan, how can you prove the earth is round?" Dan: "I can't. Besides, I never said it was." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 159 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.