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Teacher: "Dan, how can you prove the earth is round?"
Dan: "I can't. Besides, I never said it was."


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Q: What did the Zen-master say to the New York City
hotdog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything.


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Q: How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?
A: Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to
splinters.


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"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed
55 at least."
"You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that
makes me look that old."


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