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A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license.
He says "Lady, it says here that you should be
wearing glasses."
The woman answered "I have contacts."
The policeman replied "I don't care who you know!
You're getting a ticket!"


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Q: Why seagulls are called seagulls?
A: Because if they flew over the bay,
they'd be called bagels!


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Good: "Your son studies a lot in his room."
Bad: "You find several porn movies hidden there."
Ugly: "You're in them."


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Billy and Willy were at Sunday school studying
about Noah's ark.
On the way home, Willy asked, "Do you think Noah
did much fishing?"
"How could he?" said Billy. "He only had two worms".


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