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A gay man is driving down the road in the middle
of the desert. He notices a run down bar and stops
for a drink. He walks in and asks for a beer. The
bartender told him to leave, that he would scare
the customers away. The gay man finnaly convices
the bartender, but was told to sit in the corner,
drink his drink and leave. The guy got the drink
and sat down. About 5 minutes later, a big burly
truck driver comes through the door.
He said "Man I am so thristy, I could lick the sweat
off a bull's balls!"
Suddenly the gay man jumped up and said "Moo, Moo,
Buckaroo!"


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I think my wife is selling drugs! Yesterday I was
running a little bit late for work and the phone rang.
I answered it. Before I could say anything a male
voice on the line said, Hey honey is that DOPE gone yet?


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As soon as Mrs. Jones arrived at the gates of
Heaven she sought her husband, who had died
several years before.
"Excuse me," she said, approaching St. Peter,
"but I'm looking for my husband. I wonder if
you can help me."
"What is his name?" St. Peter inquired.
"Harry...Harry Jones." she replied.
St. Peter stroked his chin. "There are many
here who have that name. What else can you tell
me about him?"
Blurting out the first thing that came to mind,
she said, "Well, the last thing he said before
he died was that if I were ever unfaithful to
him, he would turn in his grave."
"Ah!" said St. Peter, "you're looking for Pin
Wheel Harry!"


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Q: What do you call a man with half a brain?
A: Gifted.


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