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A little boy returning home from his first day at
school said to his mother, "Mom, what's sex?"
His mother, who believed in all the most modern
educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation,
covering all aspects of the tricky subject.
When she had finished, the little lad produced an
enrollment form which he had brought home from school
and said, "Yes, but how am I going to get all that
into this one little square?"


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A guy walks into a doctor's office with a lettuce
leaf sticking out of his ass.
Doctor says, "Hmmmm, that's strange."
The guy replies, "That's just the tip of the iceberg."


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Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day?
A: I'm bacon!


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There was a blonde and a brunette in an elevator.
On their way down, they stop to pick up another
person also on their way down. When the person got
on, the girls noticed that he was pretty cute.
Unfortunately he had dandruff. Finally, on the
way off of the elevator the two girls let the guy
go ahead of them. The brunette turns to the blonde
and says "Oh my god! We need to give him Head and
Shoulders."
The blonde then replies "That's a pretty good idea,
but how are we going to give him shoulders?"


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