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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.



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VENI, VEDI, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.



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Do you know why Saturday and Sunday are the strongest days? Because the rest are
'week'days



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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway



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