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There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are
talking about the amount of control they have over their
wives, while the third remains quiet. After a while one
of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what
about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"
The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night
my wife came to me on her hands and knees."
The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked.
"She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'."


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Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.


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A man asked his servant: "What is the most
difficult thing in this world to achieve?"
The servant answered sadly: "My pay!"


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Santa and Banta are best friends.
Santa has very good job but Banta
is jobless. They decide that they'll
apply together for the next job.
On day of the interview, Santa tells
Banta that he will go inside first
and answer all questions except the
last one and after coming out he
would tell Banta all the questions &
answers. So when Banta will go and
answer there, he will get the Job.
So, Santa goes in.
EMPLOYER: "When did India get independence?"
SANTA: "Efforts started in 1857,
but got freedom in 1947."
EMPLOYER: "Good. Who is India's
Prime Minister?"
SANTA: "It changes daily and these
days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee."
EMPLOYER: "OK. What is India's population?"
SANTA: (He was not to reply last
one so he says) "Good Question,
Research is going on, and when I
know, I will tell you Sir."
Now he comes out and tells Banta
all questions and answers. In a
state of nervousness, Banta remembers
all answers but forgot the questions.
He goes in now.
EMPLOYER: "When were you born?"
BANTA: "Efforts started in 1857,
but got freedom in 1947."
EMPLOYER: "What???? Who is your father?"
BANTA: "It changes daily and these
days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee."
EMPLOYER: "Employer is upset now.
Are you mad Mr. Banta?"
BANTA: "Good Question, Research
is going on, and when I know, I will
tell you Sir."


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