A few days before his proctological examination, Mr Smith a one-eyed gentleman accidentally swallows his glass eye. He is worried for a while, but there are no ill effects and he soon forgets about it. Once he gets to the doctor's office, Mr Smith follows the doctors instructions, gets undressed and bends over. The first thing the doctor sees when he looks up the mans bum is the glass eye staring right back at him! After collecting his composure the doctor turns and says to the man "You know Mr Smith, you really have to learn to trust me." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 17 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet. After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?" The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees." The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked. "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 22 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 119 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A man asked his servant: "What is the most difficult thing in this world to achieve?" The servant answered sadly: "My pay!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 128 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.