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A man asked his servant: "What is the most
difficult thing in this world to achieve?"
The servant answered sadly: "My pay!"


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Santa and Banta are best friends.
Santa has very good job but Banta
is jobless. They decide that they'll
apply together for the next job.
On day of the interview, Santa tells
Banta that he will go inside first
and answer all questions except the
last one and after coming out he
would tell Banta all the questions &
answers. So when Banta will go and
answer there, he will get the Job.
So, Santa goes in.
EMPLOYER: "When did India get independence?"
SANTA: "Efforts started in 1857,
but got freedom in 1947."
EMPLOYER: "Good. Who is India's
Prime Minister?"
SANTA: "It changes daily and these
days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee."
EMPLOYER: "OK. What is India's population?"
SANTA: (He was not to reply last
one so he says) "Good Question,
Research is going on, and when I
know, I will tell you Sir."
Now he comes out and tells Banta
all questions and answers. In a
state of nervousness, Banta remembers
all answers but forgot the questions.
He goes in now.
EMPLOYER: "When were you born?"
BANTA: "Efforts started in 1857,
but got freedom in 1947."
EMPLOYER: "What???? Who is your father?"
BANTA: "It changes daily and these
days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee."
EMPLOYER: "Employer is upset now.
Are you mad Mr. Banta?"
BANTA: "Good Question, Research
is going on, and when I know, I will
tell you Sir."


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A man wants to celebrate his wife's birthday by
throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday
cake. The salesman asks him what message he
wants to put on the cake.
"Well," he thinks for a while, and says "let's
put 'You are not getting older, you are getting
better'".
The salesman asks "How do you want me to put it?"
The man says, "Well put 'You are not getting older'
at the top and 'You are getting better' at the
bottom."
The real fun didn't start until the cake box was
opened and the entire party watched the message
decorated on the cake "You are not getting older
at the top. You are getting better at the bottom!"


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Ramona lost both ears in an accident.
No plastic surgeon could offer her a
solution. She heard of a very good one
in Mumbai, and went to him. The new
surgeon examined her, thought a while,
and said, "Yes, I can put you right."
After the operation, bandages off,
stitches out, she goes to her hotel.
The morning after, in a rage, she
calls her surgeon, and yells, "You
bastard, you gave me a man`s ears."
"Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no
difference whether it is a man`s or
a woman`s."
"You`re wrong, I hear everything,
but I don`t understand a thing!"


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