"How did it happen?" the doctor asked Jesse as he set his broken leg. "Well, doctor, 15 years ago..." "Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning." "Like I was saying... 15 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I`d gone to bed, the farmer`s beautiful daughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted. I said, "No, everything is fine." "Are you sure?" she asked. "I`m sure," I said. "Isn`t there anything I can do for you???" she wanted to know. "I reckon not," I replied. "Excuse me," said the doctor, "What the hell does this story have to do with your broken leg?!" "Well, this morning," Jesse explained, "when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell off the roof!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 105 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 am". The next morning the man awakened, only to discover it was 9:00 am, and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to see why his wife hadn't awakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed, it said: "It is 5:00 am. Wake up." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 166 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Peter: "Mary and I are going to get a divorce". John was stunned. "Why? What happened, you two seem so happy together" "Well" he said, "ever since we got married, Mary has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking, running around at all hours of the night and more. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music and how to invest in the stock market." "Are you a little bitter because she spent so much time trying to change you." John probed. "Nah, I`m not bitter. Now that I`m so improved, she just isn`t good enough for me." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 135 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What would David Beckham's name be if he was a Spice Girl? A: Waste of Spice. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 140 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.