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Q: What do you get when you
cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that will
bring tears to your eyes!


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Mother: "How do you like your new teacher?"
Son: "I don't. She told me to sit up the
front for the present and then she didn't
give me one!"


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I sent flowers to someone who was
moving to Florida for a job promotion.
I also sent flowers the same day to
a funeral for a friend.
I found out later that the flower
shop got the cards mixed up. They
sent the card to the guy who was
moving that said, "Deepest Condolences,"
and sent the card to the funeral home
that said, "I know it's hot where
you're going, but you deserve it."


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A teacher took her class on a nature
trail through the woods. He stopped
by a tree and said, "Brian, can you
tell me what the outer part of a tree
is called?"
"I don't know, sir," said Brian.
"ark, boy, bark!" said the teacher.
"Ok, sir" said Brian "Woof! Woof!"


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