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Q: What do you call an accordionist with a beeper?
A: An optimist.


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Teacher: "Name two pronouns."
Pupil: "Who? me?"


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Q: What do you get when you
cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that will
bring tears to your eyes!


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Mother: "How do you like your new teacher?"
Son: "I don't. She told me to sit up the
front for the present and then she didn't
give me one!"


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