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There was a couple getting divorced.
The wife started to cry and the husband
says: "Why are you crying?"
The wife says: "Because we are getting
divorced."
He says: "it doesn't matter, because
at the end of the day we're still gonna
be cousins."


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There was a girl in court with her parents.
The judge asks: "Do you want to live with
your mum?"
The girl says: "no! because she beats me."
The judge then says "Do you want to live
with your dad?"
The girl says: "no! he beats me to!"
The judge then asks: "Who do you want to
live with, then?"
The girl says: "I want to live with the
england cricket team because they don't
beat no-one!"


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Q: what did one eye sy to another eye?
A: There is something bad smelling in between us.


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One day a rich man saw a poor family eating
grass in the field. He stopped and invited
them to his house. They thanked him so much,
they even kissed his feet.
The man replied: "Don't worry, the grass in
my garden is over a metre long!"


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