Q: Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper? A: Yes, if you wrap an iron in it. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 101 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. One day a guy decided to visit an old friend's grave. He picked up some flowers to put on the grave as a show of respect. He entered the grave and put the flowers on the grave of his departed friend when he noticed another guy putting a beer on the grave of his friend. The guy thought this was rather amusing. He shouted over to the other "My son, when do you think your buddy's going to come up drink his beer!" The guy man shouted back, "The same time that your friend comes up to smell his flowers." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 152 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What's the difference between snow men and snow women? A: Snowballs. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 96 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back." "You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got." The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said with a smile, "All right. Get in." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 98 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.