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One day a guy decided to
visit an old friend's grave.
He picked up some flowers
to put on the grave as a
show of respect.
He entered the grave and
put the flowers on the
grave of his departed friend
when he noticed another guy
putting a beer on the grave
of his friend. The guy
thought this was rather
amusing. He shouted over
to the other "My son, when
do you think your buddy's
going to come up drink his
beer!"
The guy man shouted back,
"The same time that your
friend comes up to smell
his flowers."


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Q: What's the difference between
snow men and snow women?
A: Snowballs.


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The strong young man at the
construction site was bragging
that he could outdo anyone in
a feat of strength. He made a
special case of making fun of
one of the older workmen.
After several minutes, the older
worker had had enough.
"Why don't you put your money
where your mouth is," he said.
"I will bet a week's wages that
I can haul something in a
wheelbarrow over to that
outbuilding that you won't be
able to wheel back."
"You're on, old man," the
braggart replied. "Let's see
what you got."
The old man reached out and
grabbed the wheelbarrow by the
handles. Then, nodding to the
young man, he said with a smile,
"All right. Get in."


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A soldier is being led to
the place of his execution.
"Some bad weather we`re
having" he says to his convoy.
"Look who`s complaining,"
they say, "we have to go back."


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