Q: Why did the blond lady throw butter out the window? A: Because she wanted to see a butterfly! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 186 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. One man was lost in the jungle. All The animals laughed at him. He asked a monkey: "Why all the animals are laughing at me?" The monkey said: "Because all of us got tail at the back but you got tail in front." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 34 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Young Danny wanted to lose his virginity. He goes to his dad and says: "Dad, dad, i want to lose my virginity." His dad accept and gave Danny 20$ to go to a prostitute. Danny went to a house were all the prostitutes live, but on the way he sees his grandmother. His granma asked him: "why are you so happy about?" He said: "Dad gave me 20$ to lose my virginity." She said: "20$ is alot of money, youre dad worked long and hard for that 20$, you come down mine and we'll do it." After 2 hours young Danny went home and gave his dad back the 20$. His dad asked: "Didn't you do it?" Danny said: "Well, as i was going down to the prosys, i met grandma and told her that i'm going to the prostitutes, then she said she'll do it with me and we did it." At this moment Danny's dad grabbed his gun and pointed it at his son. Then Danny said: "what are you complaining about? you did it with my mom for all these years and you dont see me complaining." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 17 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A Jew comes to his mother and says: "I finaly met the girl of my dreams!" The mother answers: "Who is she?" The Jew gives her photos of different girls and tells his mother to guess. The mother looks around and eventualy picks one photo and says: "There, this little red hair." The Jew says: "But mom, how did you know?!?!" -"She was the one I liked the least." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 163 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.