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A young man was boasting about his strength to
his friend while they were doing yardwork together.
The friend challenged him, "I'll bet I acn wheel
this wheelbarrow across the street with a load
in it that you can't wheel back."
"You're on," said the strong man.
"What's your load going to be?"
"Get in," said his friend.


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Q: Who was the best financier in the Bible?
A: Noah. He floated his stock while the
whole world was in liquidation.


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"I must take every precaution not to get pregnant"
said Donna to Sharon.
"But I thought you said your hubby had a vasectomy"
Sharon responded.
"He did. That's why I have to take every precaution."


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A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.
A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking,
hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and
immediately falls asleep. The little guy starts to feel
a little airsick, but he's afraid to wake the big guy
up to ask if he can go to the bathroom. He knows he can't
climb over him, and so the little guy is sitting there,
looking at the big guy, trying to decide what to do.
Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable
wave of nausea passes through the little guy.
He can't hold it in any longer and throws up all over
the big guy's chest. About five minutes later the big guy
wakes up, looks down, and sees the vomit all over him.
"So," says the little guy, "are you feeling better now?"


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