Q: How many visitors to an art gallery
does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to do it and one to say
"Huh! My four-year old could've done that!"
A young man was boasting about his strength to
his friend while they were doing yardwork together.
The friend challenged him, "I'll bet I acn wheel
this wheelbarrow across the street with a load
in it that you can't wheel back."
"You're on," said the strong man.
"What's your load going to be?"
"Get in," said his friend.
"I must take every precaution not to get pregnant"
said Donna to Sharon.
"But I thought you said your hubby had a vasectomy"
Sharon responded.
"He did. That's why I have to take every precaution."