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Little Susan was mother's helper. She helped
set the table when company was due for dinner.
Presently, everything was on, the guests came
in, and everyone sat down. Then Mother noticed
something was missing.
"Susan," she said, "You didn't put a knife and
fork at Mr. Smith's place."
"I thought he wouldn't need them," explained Susan.
"Daddy says he always eats like a horse!"


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There were three men at a bar. One man got
drunk and started a fight with the other two men.
The police came and took the drunk guy to jail.
The next day the man went before the judge.
The judge asked the man, "Where do you work?"
The man said, "Here and there."
The judge asked the man, "What do you do for a living?"
The man said, "This and that."
The judge then said, "Take him away."
The man said, "Wait, judge, when will I get out?"
The judge said to the man, "Sooner or later"


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A woman walks into a drug store to buy tampons.
She notices a group of tampons stacked on a
table in corner with a sign on them saying,
"5 boxes for a dollar"
The woman just could not believe this price so
she asked the clerk if it was correct.
He said, "Yes, five for a dollar."
She said, "That can't be right!"
The clerk says, "Yes, it's correct. See here?
Five boxes for a dollar, no strings attached."


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Q: Why are women more intellajent then men?
A: Beccause dimonds are a gals best mate and
a dogs a mans best mate.


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