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A woman walks into a drug store to buy tampons.
She notices a group of tampons stacked on a
table in corner with a sign on them saying,
"5 boxes for a dollar"
The woman just could not believe this price so
she asked the clerk if it was correct.
He said, "Yes, five for a dollar."
She said, "That can't be right!"
The clerk says, "Yes, it's correct. See here?
Five boxes for a dollar, no strings attached."


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Q: Why are women more intellajent then men?
A: Beccause dimonds are a gals best mate and
a dogs a mans best mate.


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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman all
sitting round a table in a pub. The englishman
says: "my daughter is a real tear-away, the
other day i went into her room and found a
packet of cigarettes and she's not even old
enough to smoke!"
The scotsman says: "That's nothing, the other
day i went into my daughters bedroom and found
a bottle of whisky and she's not old enough
to drink!"
The irishman says: "I can top that, i went into
my daughters bedroom the other day and found
a packet of condoms and i didn't know she had a knob!!!


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A man walked into a chemist and was
wandering around. When the assistant
asked him what he was looking for,
he said "Tampons for my wife."
Later he approaches the counter with
a bag of cotton wool and some string.
The assistant asks "I thought you were
looking for tampons?"
"I was but i remembered when i asked
my wife to buy me some ciggaretes
when she came back she had some tobacco
and papers and she said it was cheaper
so i was trying to do the same!"


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