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I intend to live forever - so far, so good



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Q. What do you call a block of cement containing ten lawyers? A. A waste of cement.



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How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of
one. 



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Q. What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? A. When a bus load of
lawyers goes off a cliff.



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