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How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of
one. 



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Q. What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? A. When a bus load of
lawyers goes off a cliff.



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No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.



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Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.



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