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One day Sara went to the groccery. She left a note
on the door that says: 'please dont leave anything
to home because no one at home.'
When she came back she saw nothing at home but one
note was there and it said: 'we havent leave much at home.'


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Q: what do an english man thats fart?
A: british gas.


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There was an english man, irish man, and an indian man.
All three of them had a dog and they were in the park
and another man said to them: "I bet non of your dogs
can run around this tree without stopping to go shit
or piss".
The english man siad: "My dog can", and he run around
four times and stoped to piss.
The irish man's dog did it too, his dog run around
seven times and stoped to shit.
Then the indian mans dog run around and around without
stoping at all. So the other men asked: "How did your
dog do that?"
He said: That me not mad me not silly me tie not in
doggys willy".


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Your so dumb you got locked up in
tesco's and died of starvation.


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