One day there was a plane that was going to crash into a building. Inside the building there were actor, actress, George W Bush, Osama Bin Ladin and one boy. There were 4 parachute and 5 people so the actor said: "I am so famous, if i will die, nobody will watch films", and he took a parachute and jumped. The actress also said this and jump. Then Georgew Bush said: "I am the president of America. If i will die, nobody will learn anything", and he jumped. Then there was 1 parachute left, and 2 persons were there - the boy and Osama Bin Ladin. So Osama Bin Ladin said to the boy: "I am not afraid of dying, you go". The boy answered: "Bush uncle took my small bag and jumped, now we both can go together." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 72 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q. What did the microphone said to the other microphone? A. Nothing, they can't talk. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 126 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: how do you blow up a hindu? A: press the rad button. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 312 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. One day Sara went to the groccery. She left a note on the door that says: 'please dont leave anything to home because no one at home.' When she came back she saw nothing at home but one note was there and it said: 'we havent leave much at home.' Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 29 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.