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Q: what do an english man thats fart?
A: british gas.


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There was an english man, irish man, and an indian man.
All three of them had a dog and they were in the park
and another man said to them: "I bet non of your dogs
can run around this tree without stopping to go shit
or piss".
The english man siad: "My dog can", and he run around
four times and stoped to piss.
The irish man's dog did it too, his dog run around
seven times and stoped to shit.
Then the indian mans dog run around and around without
stoping at all. So the other men asked: "How did your
dog do that?"
He said: That me not mad me not silly me tie not in
doggys willy".


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Your so dumb you got locked up in
tesco's and died of starvation.


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An elderly man emigrating to Israel was asked
by a customs officer to open his suitcases.
Inside the first bag were bundles of one dollar bills.
"How did you acquire this money?"
"You're not going to believe but for years I've
traveled around the United States and everywhere
I went I visited men's public rest rooms. Every
time I found a man peeing I would take out my
knife and tell the peeing man, 'Give me a dollar
for Israel or I'll cut off your testicles'".
"That's a very interesting story. And what's in
your other bag?"
"You wouldn't believe how many people don't
support Israel."


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