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Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.



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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Work it out with a pencil.



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Having a smoking section in a restaurant is a little like having a peeing section in a
pool.



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Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the
wife's mother…



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