Enter your e-mail:



Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky.... then I
suddenly thought where the fuck is my roof??



Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5
1 people already rated this joke.
Send this joke to a friend
Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.




Marriage is not a word but a sentence--a life sentence.



Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5
2 people already rated this joke.
Send this joke to a friend
Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.




What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.



Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5
6 people already rated this joke.
Send this joke to a friend
Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.




Why do men like BMWs? They can spell it.



Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5
6 people already rated this joke.
Send this joke to a friend
Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.