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"Hey Bill, I heard you can download the whole Tyson Holyfield fight off the internet".
"How much memory will it take up?". "Just two Bytes."



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What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste.



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The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.



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One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.



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